That's Crazy!
If your a struggling dog breeder and your best salad bowls have
Cool Whip wrote on the side of them...
contact us and we will send you some IBDR stickers to cover up
Cool Whip!
Tips On Bird Hunting!

Keep your shotgun clean...
Get up real early in the morning...
Throw your bird dog a little higher!
Hunting Ducks, Without A Gun!

If your real ugly...you can dress real ugly...
when the ducks land on the water...
jump out of your duck blind and startle the ducks
and ugly them to death.

Don't take your wife hunting with you...she might tear
the ducks up so bad you can't eat them!
Don't
waste good ducks!
This is real serious stuff!

Stuck...Change

If you are unhappy in your present circumstance...these
two words should be the
most important words in your
life for a day or two.

If you feel stuck in a relationship, in a lifestyle, in a
mental or emotional state...you need to get a Webster's
dictionary and study these two words up, down, in,
out, over and over.

When you get sick and tired of being sick and
tired...when you get sick and tired of being stuck in a
situation you do not like...you will realize that
change is
the only thing that will bring you out. You must be
willing and determined to change.

I think most of you could go ahead and finish this
story. Go ahead and make some notes of the things
you tolerate and have been stuck with. Go ahead and
make some notes on some goals you want to
accomplish...the lifestyle you desire!

Make the change,
then get stuck in a life and lifestyle
you enjoy!
Find a life and lifestyle worthy of being
stuck in!